Even if you're a vile train-wreck of a human being...I'd love to hear from you. In the event that I *do* find more than amusement here, I can't say I'd mind having a nice bloodthirsty psychopath to be my friend. I want a friend with claws, teeth, and a mean streak. And by mean streak I don't mean "bratty" or "naughty." I mean completely insane. Make-little-race-cars-out-of-your-poop insane.rnrnI want more than just a sex toy. I want a lady who lives every day like it could be her last and enjoys the horrible things in life just as much as the wonderful ones. A woman who knows 6 billion people can indeed be wrong but won't let them ruin her good black mood. The perfect organism, unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality.rnrnAs a gainfully employed, arguably articulate, bright-eyed mother ******er with a penchant for pretty-pretty princesses and the elegantly emo, I'm looking for a girl who manages to capture my attention like no other.rnrnShe should be smart enough to make the average nerdling feel foolish (ideally, before a few hits), attractive enough to make me think about something other than music or munchies when I'm blazed, and motivated in the way that only big-city women have proven to be. I.E. - Please be smart, sassy, sexy, and somewhat slim. Have a job or at least a career, have a love for music, dancing, sex, and sexy dancing to music. be social and creative, and ideally, have more personality than the average male can handle. I tend to like girls who are funny, sensual, and about their business.rnrnUltimately, I need a fire-cracker, a fire-starter, and a partner in crime who takes life seriously...just not too seriously.rnrnAnyways...all this blah blah blah and no info about me...I'm white, brown haired and brown-eyed, tall enough to make you look good in your most hookerish heels unless you're an amazon or a post-op, attractive enough to ask for the same, smart enough to avoid having one of my friends write this for me, and a genuinely considerate, emotionally available fellah who has a really amazing job, a growing set of awesome acquaintances, and a thirst for life and all it has to offer. rnrnI love imagination in all forms (movies, books, music, live music, art, comics, games, poetry, fashion, and the occasional redneck garage sale), crave stimulating conversation. Traveling makes me happy, learning makes me hungry, and the right girl makes me get all mushy. I love to chase my dreams like my life depends on it, because ultimately, I still believe it does.rnrnSo yeah..if you're hot to trot, down with pot ...or not, do say hello. Tell me why you rock. Enough about me. It's your turn....tell me something shocking about you!
I'm a / We're a:
Male
Your marital status:
single
Sexuality:
Straight
Age:
44
Country:
United States
City / Town:
Washington
Post / Zip code:
200****
BDSM activities do not enjoy:
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